Thank you for doing your part to tackle climate change by riding your Peloton Exercise Bike.

The $1,995 you have invested in not reducing your carbon footprint (not to mention the $39/Month for the unlimited classes) is an investment in imagining a better future for all.

Even though you’re not REALLY cutting back your driving, you can visualize reducing the six tons of CO2 your car emits annually, while you obtain that lean cyclist body by riding to nowhere in your living room.

Don’t forget, when you drive your BMW to the local coffee shop be sure to wear your cycling apparel so you can humble-brag about all the miles your putting in.

Oh course if you see ACTUAL cyclists on the road be sure to let them know how much they inconvenience your travels by delaying you for seconds on your way to work in your 4000lbs of steel, glass and plastic. And remember to write letters against adding a bike lane because you are a cycling warrior who doesn’t want to lose that on-street parking.

You are a virtual cyclist so just imagine the change you could be making. Feels good, doesn’t it?

And after all, isn’t it the thought that counts?