Thad is someone I last worked with during 1994. When my ginormous fingers mistakenly type 'thad' there is a 99.99% probability I was trying to type 'that’. I appreciate that you have somehow searched my entire email history and have discovered my brief professional acquaintance with Thad, but seriously you can trust me on this one.
When I write letters I prefer to use the adjective ‘Dear’, not ‘Dead.’ Unless I’m writing to a zombie which isn’t something I do on a regular basis. Got it?
Also, last month when you autocorrected my text message to my wife as “I think I’m getting dick,” it really wasn’t dick I was getting. It was sick. Not there there’s anything wrong with that.
Also, 'ducking' is a word I rarely use. Try to use your imagination to guess what I was trying to type. Hint, it’s an adjective I often use when I think about Predictive Typing Coders.
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